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I needed some strange injury stories for a character I’m developing…..when asked, people wrote back:

felldowntherabbithole:

ashlbgash  @alittlelamb I was also run over by a sheep once. We had a live nativity at church and the sheep attacked me. I pulled my hamstring and was on crutches for Christmas. Last time I would ever be Mary in that little show. incrediblemo @alittlelamb I broke my foot, while sleeping. It was an accomplishment that is for sure. MSGreceived I fell through the floor of a treehouse, got a scraped up leg. I also dehydrated and hit myself with a sledgehammer. Same day. supernatt I threw my back out shaking up a bottle of ketchup… lol. I’m a dancer so i was totallyscrewed. cRingRounDaRosi A girl broke her hand pulling the plug of a vaccumm out of the socket and smaking her hand against the wall behind her. bizzyxo i dropped a church pew on my toe last may. was moving it&misjudged the distance while putting it down. out of gym for 2 weeks. orrypatton @alittlelamb worked out w/ a punching bag too hard once. Had to call in sick because my arms couldn’t raise enough to put a shirt on. talanwatson @alittlelamb Malaria!!!!! HayleyFrazier @alittlelamb Middle of street. Car coming. Tried to run. Fell in pothole. Car didn’t hit me, ground did. Stitches everywhere. Couldn’t walk. caitlynaricelis @alittlelamb My next door neighbor was jumping on her trampoline with her brother when his head banged into her face + broke her cheekbone. ihope4peace @alittlelamb fractured tailbone by slipping on wet grass in my backyard. boss fired me because i couldn’t prove it. OhHeyKristyna @alittlelamb Pregnancy. Missed alot of school. Mainly cause I skipped. That doesn’t count does it FalloneBologna got a concussion from runniing into a glass door then hitting the floor coffee table on the way down. Also broke my nose. plastic_viking ingrowing hair on the butt. Got infected and turned into a boil. Had to go to hospital and have it removed.

Crazy.